ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
no it wasn’t i made this up for notes